“Hi, I’m Jeff and I’m an Affluenzaholic.”

Hi, Jeff.

“I uh- it started after I hit a net worth of two million, right when Katie was looking at colleges. With her great grades, heavy on extracurricular activities, she could’ve gone anywhere, and I told her so!

But I kept nixing her choices. Dunno why.

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‘I want to go here for this, dad’ or, ‘I want to study abroad.’ But I kept finding problems, you know? And she…